snyaiper: (cats sit in high places)
Ogata Hyakunosuke ([personal profile] snyaiper) wrote2020-05-02 11:21 pm

C-3PO catch all

 
I don't have any funny meme images just know that this entire situation is wonderfully absurd.
machinetranslation: (i beg your pardon?)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-03 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Spooked! The whole day has Threepio's nerves more frayed than usual. Maybe literally in his case??]

Oh, Superior Private Ogata! [He straightens up, not quite 'standing at attention' but, you know...]

Yes, sir, you were indeed clear there was no formal leadership structure to this camp or the island overall. However, in my experience there are ways in which leaders naturally emerge in abnormal situations.
machinetranslation: (at your service)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-06 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment of pause as he cocks his head to the side, not quite understanding]

I am suggesting exactly that, sir. Unless you feel there is someone else better suited?

[He turns to look at the tents containing mostly teenagers + Yin Yu]

machinetranslation: (at your service)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-07 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I see, sir. [He does not see]

Might your reluctance be because of the nature of our situation?
machinetranslation: (at your service)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-09 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like quite a lonely duty, sir. It's kind of you to look after the camp, then.

[He eyes the rifle for a moment]

You must be quite skilled to operate such a primitive weapon for long distances. Is it one of those "slug-throwers"? A rarity these days, if so. Of course, I'm no expert in such things.
machinetranslation: (at your service)

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I see, sir. My apologies. It's a very fine rifle. [He's...sincere?? as far as you can tell, which is probably more frustrating]

Slug-throwers like your Arisaka are still used in parts of the galaxy, and do have certain advantages over blasters, from what I understand. I prefer to serve in more diplomatic engagements, but I'm afraid some of my companions found themselves in combat far more often than I would like so there was plenty of talk about such things.

Have you been serving for a long time, sir?

[He looks youngish for a human to Threepio, but then again, the Clone Wars were mainly fought by magic space teenagers so...]

machinetranslation: (surprise)

what is this "self-respect"??

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-10 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Threepio is initially surprised by his approach, then by seeing who it is, then by seeing the blood. Outwardly, this looks like him sort of rapidly moving his head and then blinking.]

Superior Private Ogata! I had heard you were killed! Where are you broadcasting from? You need medical attention!
machinetranslation: (surprise)

high INT zero WIS

[personal profile] machinetranslation 2020-05-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
You...is this perhaps some kind of recording from before Master Ogata's death?

[He goes to wave an arm through it]